tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-102861712024-03-07T16:13:28.301+08:00Tank thinks......my whatever.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger266125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-57141313334554484062009-12-18T02:19:00.003+08:002009-12-18T02:46:23.804+08:00Those Vietnam buggers...I was watching the football match between Malaysia and Vietnam -- SEA Games finals -- at someplace not so public. The suddenly came this group of people, sceptics I can say. "Malaysia sure kalah wan lah," said one. "Look at those Vietnam buggers, they're more skilfull than our players," retorted the other. "Malaysian players looked like a malnourished lot."Yes, Malaysian football IS still in Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-37377898719526075412009-11-29T00:34:00.003+08:002009-11-29T01:18:29.133+08:00Meet Mr. Monk (Malaysia)Few days ago at a shopping mall in the heart of KL, Anne and I had the opportunity to meet Mr Monk. Malaysian style. He's a late 30-something guy, wears glasses, a fine-chequered shirt, polyester pants and safety boots. And, he is the only guy wearing a surgical mask in the fast food joint we're at. As he's about to sit down at his chosen table not far from us, he was seen inspecting the table Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-57858201060230634532009-04-14T19:13:00.003+08:002009-04-14T19:20:47.352+08:00Baru je cakap...Six die in dawn crash, co-driver decapitated as guardrail spears busBy M. KUMAR, STEVEN DANIEL and EMBUN MAJIDRAWANG: Six people were killed and a woman seriously injured when the double-decker express bus they were travelling in skidded and crashed on the North-South Expressway near Rawang yesterday.The 5am accident at the 442.9nd kilometre of the expressway caused a massive crawl south of the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-51717136605701418082009-04-13T00:07:00.003+08:002009-04-13T00:27:56.427+08:00If you're driving on highways at night, watch your rearview mirrorExacty. I'm not asking for you to watch out for 'supernatural beings' or some sort. Its busses.They are on the road, driven according to the rules-very disciplined-during the day. But at night, they're like ghost riders. They stalk yu from behind, flashing hi-beams to make sure you are out of their way. Even when you are overtaking another car on the far right lane.Can you believe that? I've had Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-25693681395200846602009-03-27T21:03:00.004+08:002009-03-27T21:15:40.208+08:00Hahaha!!!Hahahah! Harian Metro made Lars Umlaut a superstar! Pilih syaitanKUALA LUMPUR: Awas! Remaja yang gemar bermain permainan komputer perlu berhati-hati apabila memilih permainan, terutama berasaskan muzik rock dan punk berikutan sesetengahnya boleh menjejaskan akidah.Itu adalah sebahagian daripada berita muka depan mereka yang menyatakan sebuah permainan video mampu menjejaskan akidah. Permainan Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-60905588143887031532009-03-20T01:58:00.002+08:002009-03-20T02:14:06.531+08:00I just did...It took me a while to hit the 'confirm' button on the screen. I was split between lack of confidence and current inability to perform the duty, should I press that button. It's not like I have never done it before. I did. Once.I was on foreign land when I did it. I did well, I guess.But that was 5 years ago.And now, it's there in front of me. "Confirm," said the button. Seems all too easy hittingUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-281422847877575312009-02-14T00:56:00.004+08:002009-02-14T01:07:13.756+08:00TidakkK!Nope, aku tak ada blog baru. Dah berbulan, I think about 2 months kot aku tak hapdet blog. Bukan tak ada apa happenings in my life. Banyak je . Dapat anak, jaga anak, dapat roommate baru, beli kasut lari baru, pegi lari-lari balik, rambut dah panjang, memacam lagi la.Cuma takda semangat nak menulis. Boleh? Keje aku hari-hari menulis. Sampai kat blog aku sendiri, dah tak tau apa anak tulis. Gila Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-10190146585842326922008-12-12T17:30:00.002+08:002008-12-12T17:53:19.121+08:00Only for a few hours a week la...I was listening to a radio station in the car recently, and if I recalled correctly, the DJ's were discussing about how men tend to ignore everything and make silly excuses to watch a football game on tv. To the defence of millions men out there who almost religiously watch their favorite team(s) battling it out on the pitch, its only for a few hour only, lar. Imagine for the rest of the week we Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-15509469280770143042008-11-22T03:25:00.002+08:002008-11-22T04:01:43.692+08:00Kenapa Pulau Pinang tak boleh pakai papan tanda bahasa lainKM Pulau Pinang sedang menjalani kehidupan impiannya.Habis papan tanda jalan di PP nak ditukar supaya ada bahasa Cina, Tamil dan bahasa penjajah tu. Atas dasar "mahu meningkatkan industri pelancongan". Andai kata dibuat perhitungan, berapa banyak pelancong India, China dan dari negara yang menggunakan bahasa Inggeris sebagai bahasa ibunda, cukup banyakkah untuk melayakkan PP berbuat demikian? Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-25011641546123574382008-11-20T03:23:00.003+08:002008-11-20T03:43:20.214+08:00Conman, kaki busuk and Guitar HeroWhen I was at the steps of platform 9 Puduraya, inhaling exhaust fumes while waiting for my bus to Melaka, a Chinese guy approached me. "Abang, mau pigi Mlaka ka? Saya pun mau pigi sana. Tapi saya ah, baru sampai dari Penang. Tapi saya kena rompak woo. Tengok tangan sini ada luka, muka pun ada. (Sambil mengeluarkan dompet kosong yang hanya ada IC) "Tengok alamat saya, no. 57 Bukit Baru. Saya mau Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-37666256198172794192008-11-01T01:26:00.001+08:002008-11-21T03:09:08.346+08:00My father, the Greenthumb (mother oso laa)I have always remembered home as somewhere green. It has always been green with plants my father planted together with the tender care of my mom. Before the front yard was covered with tiles, it was a garden, with pokok buah 'amra', starfruit, ciku, and not to mention the flowers. Even my wife remembers the my home as the house with "banyak pokok-pokok". That was the front. Meanwhile at the back,Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-43480619803123389892008-10-22T03:47:00.002+08:002008-10-22T04:02:52.082+08:00Muka siapa tu?Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan. Macam muka siapa? Teka...teka... Scan 4D di atas adalah yang pertama kami buat at 33 weeks pregnancy. Nampak muka! My first impression was nampak macam muka maknye. Ada satu lagi scan, yang tu nampk muka baby tengah mencebik, macam mama dia selalu buat. Tak habis-habis cebik. kan dah membawa ke budak dalam perut? Hahahha! Anyway it was fun to watch the doc make a 4D scanUnknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-71733191332806133292008-10-14T03:28:00.002+08:002008-10-14T03:39:02.524+08:00Ahh!Selamat kembali bekerja. Aku memang baru kembali bekerja. Korang, aku tak tau la. Tapi aku baru je habis cuti. Bukan dari raya pertama ok. Raya kelima baru aku balik. Malam raya, aku naik bas balik KL. And pada malam hari raya pertama, aku dah balik Melaka balik. Ok la, at least aku tak keje masa 1st raya kan, macam ada tauke minyak unta itu (keh keh). Anyway, im feeling a little jaded la mula Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-63245762211489598612008-09-14T15:20:00.008+08:002008-09-14T16:19:20.752+08:00Let's shoot the messenger.Next time a postman comes to bring a letter of bad news to you, shoot him. Next time a friend tells you that your stock in the stock market falls, slap him in the face. Next time a reporter reports a news that's displeasing to you, ISA him. Yes, let's shoot the messenger, shall we?The arrest of Tan Hoon Cheng, a Sin Chew Daily reporter under Section 73 (1) ISA following Datuk Ahmad Bukit BenderaUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-9983043028961997992008-09-07T17:35:00.005+08:002008-09-07T18:11:02.321+08:00What I got for my b'dayThank you, all! Robert Capa: The Definitive Collection *thank you sayang!*Travel & Nature :The World's Top Photographers' Workshops *thanks Yan!*and....I got myselfA TANK!Kinda busy building the tank now. Even tho its not the type that I really wanted, but this will do. And it's a lot smaller. Sebesar tapak tangan, I guess. Anyway, I managed to build the turret. Lots of small pieces. Which Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-29863334476355473652008-09-06T15:50:00.004+08:002008-09-06T16:02:11.992+08:00Al-Fatihah for Pak SamadOne of the great journalist, A. Samad Ismail passed away on Thursday. He was 84. It is such a loss. He was a freedom fighter. A nationalist. I once got a glimpse of him while I was in BH doing my practical in 2001. He was wheelchair bound that time, for reasons I do not know. He was being wheeled away to the lift, while I was about to enter the office. There he was, the great A. Samad Ismail. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-24383063742569671252008-08-24T16:36:00.004+08:002008-08-24T21:06:05.522+08:00happy birthday, me...Another year chucked off my life. 29 now. If masuk competition, this is the last year to be in the age group. Next year dah kena masuk junior veteran dah kut. Some may say i have another year before experiencing mid life crisis. The crisis so far for me is having to work my ass here in Melaka while my wife and soon to be born child in KL. It just dont click with me. I want to go back. And workingUnknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-3504559466339267312008-08-04T23:53:00.011+08:002008-08-06T00:11:03.696+08:00It's August!August comes again, and its time for me to splurge!. Why? Becoz me birthday (*aku suda tua) is just around the corner. About 19 days to come la. I feel like getting something for myself, which I rarely do lately. Eh btul ke? Ngehhhhh hehehe. Ada la kebenarannya sikit kecuali henfon Sony Ericsson yg amat best beberapa bulan lalu. But lately tadak la.. Beli kasut pun kena rembat kat masjid. HampehsUnknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-4030409672985472342008-07-20T00:44:00.003+08:002008-07-20T00:54:49.918+08:00My quirky wifeMy wife has a quirky way of saying, or should I say expressing her thoughts. She will use 'movie lines' words like sangat, tanpa and betapa. That always made me laugh."You selalu tengok movie tanpa I"Tahu tak betapa I rindukan you"Haahaha I always get a crack out of her.Her quirkiness, makes her unique.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-26924365295722152782008-07-11T21:24:00.001+08:002008-07-11T21:27:19.360+08:00Kung kung kung (kkk jugak)Arrghhhh tekak ku! Mengeluarkan bunyi berdengking-dengkung tiap malam. Cakap pun suara garau jek. Sakit tekak! Ini berjangkit ngan Yan kut...ko memang pembawa penyakit la. Tahun ni je dah berapa kali ko sakit? Adehhh.....kung kung kungg!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-17551398419825014642008-07-05T20:07:00.004+08:002008-07-06T22:41:04.099+08:00KKKBuat kawan-kawan lama yang mengambil YKT213 (Zaharom), di sini ada artikel menarik... It might be a bit late, but here goes...Kebebasan dengan tanggungjawabOleh Johan JaaffarTIDAK ada wartawan yang lebih berotoriti bercakap tentang "kebebasanmedia" dari John Pilger. Berasal dari Australia, Pilger bukan sahajamerupakan wartawan yang membuat laporan di medan perang dan di banyaklapangan konflik Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-44392866398753607142008-06-16T20:22:00.003+08:002008-06-16T20:28:13.431+08:00Where are we now?OK. I don’t know how to say this but semenjak petrol naik harga, I’ve always calculate whatever it is yang hendak di beli.“Perlu ke beli barang tu? Mana lagi murah? Price per volume, is it a value buy?” OK. I don’t know how to say this but semenjak petrol naik harga, I’ve always calculate whatever it is yang hendak di beli.“Perlu ke beli barang tu? Mana lagi murah? Price per volume, is it a valueUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-29418223871129508252008-06-13T16:35:00.001+08:002008-06-13T17:06:41.883+08:00Peranan media?Aku tertarik membaca rencana dalam akhbar Utusan Malaysia hari ini yang mempersoalkan peranan dan tanggungjawab media semasa kemelut kenaikan harga minyak baru-baru ini.Penulis rencana tersebut menyoal tugas media dalam memberi penjelasan kepada rakyat (mass) mengenai apa yang sebenarnya berlaku dalam kemelut kenaikan harga minyak global.Persoalannya, perlukan media dipersoalkan untuk memberi Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-60176374822368098112008-06-01T00:52:00.002+08:002008-06-01T01:11:27.100+08:00Pernah tak?Perasan tak bila kita selalu berjaga-jaga agar tak kena tipu semasa membeli barang, tapi kadang-kala akhirnya kena jugak tipu? Adakah minda kita telah menggagalkan kita? (cewah!)Yours truly baru aje kena. Tertipu membeli handsfree untuk handphone (yang originalnya secara tiba-tiba hilang ntah ke mana) tak ori dalam sebuah kedai serba ori.Kedai itu memang authentic. Just carrying its own brand Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10286171.post-26111335729591908042008-05-09T01:45:00.003+08:002008-05-09T01:58:03.085+08:00WTFI have a problem. My problem is in the form of a 40-ish year old man who since i met him last January, was bragging and tunjuk pandai everytime we met."I know this minister, aku ada kabel besar meja""Kalau stretching mesti macam ni " (during futsal game, which he is coward enuf to join)...and many more.I tried to knock some sense into him, taking care that he is much older than I am. Heh, what doUnknownnoreply@blogger.com3